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And For Fall I Want......

2010-08-22T11:34:00.000-07:00

Now I've said sorry for not posting for a very long time, but I am really sorry this time. Life was happening and I forgot to jot it down. Anyway, take a look at these bad boys. Part rugged hiking boot, part pastel delight, I love them so much I'm actually happy—despite the rainy day and the huge pimple on my face. Rachel Rachel Roy for Macy's.... I'm impressed.

Sometimes Simple Is Best

2010-06-29T15:47:00.000-07:00

When it's hot as hell outside you don't want to get all dolled up. In fact, all I (and you) want to do when it is blazin is stay inside where there is an air conditioner and watch 80s movies. But one thing that reminds me of summer fun, chillin, and just relaxing is a pair of Keds. I might be older, but when I slip on some soft, plain-as-Jane Keds, I feel like I'm back in the 6th grade—and it feels amazing. Anyway, these Keds x Gap slip ons are perfect for a lazy Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday..... well you get the point.

Is The Doctor In?

2010-06-28T11:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I was in Queens for a photo shoot and spotted this girl just chillin on the floor. She looked so quaint and peaceful. As I looked down at her feet I saw that she had on an old school pair of Dr. Martens. This would have been cool and all but this chick was rocking these boots in 90 degree weather. I mean really? I got annoyed because comfort and wellbeing should always outshine fashion. But then I looked at the bright side... she looked happy and peaceful. And I had on open-toed flats and looked sad and was miserable. (Note: Her legs are not burnt... my camera is one of those vintage ones so the film fades and warps.)

I Can'T Wait For Fall

2010-06-02T11:50:00.000-07:00

I'm sitting at my desk listening to Soul For Real and thinking how much I love the fall weather. I saw these boots by the Gap that will go perfectly with so many outfits I have in my head. "Candy Coated Raindrops," I can't stop listening to this song as I look at these boots. I just got all happy and giddy knowing that soon I will have them on my feet while listening to Soul For Real. Whatever happened to them?

It's Been Too Long

2010-05-20T15:08:00.000-07:00

I've been away and I've been lame, but I am back again and promise not to leave you alone for long. The weather is getting better and i'm all about sandals. I was walking the street and saw this girl... let's just call her a butter face because that's what she was... her feet on the other hand were beautiful and looked amazing in these Givenchy knockoffs. I need these for the summer.... I need, I need, I need, I need, in my life.

Let The Sun Shine In

2010-04-27T15:22:00.000-07:00

Today the sun came out and the only thing that came to mind was these LV heels from last season. The shoes are covered in gold and they are over-the-top decadent. I featured the over-the-knee boot, which looks exactly like this one couple of month ago and said they were ugly. I still stand by that statement, but I do love these heels. You would have to wear something subtle to pull these off during the day. I want to put them on and skip around downtown. (Ok, that's a little much but you know what I mean.) I just want spring to come already. I want nice weather so I can wear nice heels with pretty dresses. (Again, I took it too far but you know what I mean).

Rain Rain

2010-04-26T21:18:00.000-07:00

Caroline has the right idea. It's raining outside and she looked so good in her rain/utility boots. I wasn't feeling her top but her shoes were perfect. I was also quite jealous of the boots because I was sporting Keds (I love them but not in the rain) which are no good when it pours. Her boots would have gone well with the military jacket I was wearing today.

Too Many Things

2010-04-26T21:10:00.000-07:00

Today I realized I had too many things. Too many jeans, too many bags, and definitely too many shoes. But I can't part with any of them. What if I give them away and then a week later I want to wear it? I also realized I've been lazy and not posting. It's that time of year when I have so much to do like lose the weight I gained from the summer and get my wardrobe in check. Anyway, I will be posting more frequently. I'm gonna be on it. I just finished watching Hoarders on A&E and I think I am a Hoarder. I need to change that.

Sorry I'm Back

2010-04-06T23:00:00.000-07:00

I know, I know you missed me but I'm back. When the weather gets good it's so hard to stay inside and blog and talk about shoes, and people, or whatever. All I want to do is go outside and drink wine with friends. And that is exactly what I did. Oh and this girl just looked ready and perfect for spring/summer... just like I am.

Working White

2010-04-01T14:31:00.000-07:00

Work boots in an easy-to-dirty white suede don't sit with me. And work boots with a skinny heel really doesn't sit right with me. But I don't know why I am so drawn to these things. My friend Kate told me that if I were to ever wear these boots she would laugh and throw things at me because they are ridonculous (that's from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall). That's when I told her to "Shut the fuck up." And she did.

Ugly Duckling

2010-03-31T12:51:00.000-07:00

Sometimes things can be so ugly that they are pretty. These are one of those things. Merci Monsieur Louboutin.

Spotted

2010-03-31T12:49:00.000-07:00

Animal prints have never really been my bag. But lately I've been getting all up in the mix with printed faux fur coats, scarfs, and even shoes. When I saw these bad boys for less than $70 (oh yeah, and they are knockoffs) I pounced right on them like a tiger because I did not want anyone else to have them. But then, I had to put them back because I realized that I had bought the same shoes in a different animal pattern weeks before. How sad.

Oh Zara

2010-03-31T12:43:00.000-07:00

Zara is one of those girls you love to hate. She always looks good thus making you look at yourself in the mirror where you realize everything is wrong with you. But she is also very nice so you can't really hate her. She also exclusively wears Zara shoes. These are Zara shoes from the spring 2010 collection. I love the rugged look paired with the bootie socks. So good, so fun, so Zara.

No Tights, Just Socks

2010-03-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure if I can pull this look off. I think I did it back in the 6th grade, but then again I was skinnier and younger then.

Pattern Play

2010-03-23T14:39:00.000-07:00

In the world of fashion there was a time where mixing and matching patterns was forbidden. Then designers such as Marc Jacob's (even though designers such as Dries Van Noten has been mixing patterns for years) started doing it and the idea became loved. Custo Barcelona was another brand that was always known for their wild side. For the fall 2010 collection (the labels best yet) they perfected the style. Miami never looked better.

And Another One

2010-03-19T12:48:00.000-07:00

Why do they do this to me? I always feel after every season that I will not want another pair of shoes. False. I want these. Balenciaga has a knack for creating things I want at a budget I can't afford. I go to sleep at night dreaming of the shoes that I can't attain. I build outfits out of the shoes I can't have. Then I get sad about not having them and mad about my life being complete without them. Now... what I just wrote is crazy. If shoes are what complete me...then... (shaking head) I need a new hobby.

Welcome to Miami (2)

2010-03-19T10:52:00.000-07:00

I often wonder where people are headed and what their lives are all about when they pass me by on the street. As I sit on the beach, I wonder whose up on that plane? Then immediately I look at my bare feet and wonder what shoes am I going to wear today.

Lina is one of those people that you have to sit back and relax with. Her stories are so good and comical. It's like watching television... but on a beach in Miami.

Lina's shoes tell a lot about her... beach... close-toe ankle cowboy booties? Really? But that is what makes her so interesting. She doesn't give a fuck.

Welcome To Miami

2010-03-18T11:40:00.000-07:00

The Place: Miami

I'm an east coast girl through and through but I love Miami for one thing: color.

Bienvenido a Miami.

Leaves.

Pretty.

Ugly boots, but at least they are colorful.

Yellow? Not red?

Old signs and architecture make me sad. Not because I don't like it, but because I wish it was everywhere.

Pretty flowers make me smile.

I just liked the white cones. I'm so use to bright orange ones.

My Toms and Rocks. Weird but cute. I feel like a girl who wears Toms can seem a bit boring, but I'm not.

Green greens mixed with a bright blue water hydrant. You might be thinking what the fuck, but I know you love the colors together.

Love the scene. Love the colors. Hated my flight.

These are my coveted Miu Miu clogs that I got on discount at Neiman Marcus. I won't tell you how much I paid for them because it will make you jealous. But I can tell you this... I've spent more at H&M then I did on these babies.

Bored and Colorful

2010-03-18T11:04:00.000-07:00

Carine is one of those girls that does not say much. She smiles and nods when needed and is always pleasant. She doesn't have to say much because what she wears speaks for itself. Last night we were in a crowd of people and the guy next to me asked if Carine was a bitch because she is not participating in the conversation. I was about to tell him, "No, of course not. She's just super quite." When she turned around herself and said, "Fuck You Dude."

Sweater Face

2010-03-17T21:43:00.000-07:00

Love is a wonderful thing. How can you not get hot and bothered about this wedge boot with a sock attached. How can you not get all tingly just with a peek at the perfect round toe. If you don't love these then you don't have a pulse and you are not alive. Live a little... love a little.

Today I'm In Love

2010-03-09T08:42:00.000-08:00

I woke up this morning feeling really good. I think its because of all this sun we are receiving, hearing the birds chirp, and the wonderful breezy weather. Today I am in love with life, these heart sneakers that belong to my dear friend Michelle, and the notion that sometimes life can be awesome!

Crazy Lady

2010-03-08T11:52:00.000-08:00

These Louis V. thigh-high boots are crazier than a crazy woman in heat. There are also so ugly that they are beautiful.

Boys Town

2010-03-02T13:21:00.000-08:00

Sometimes there is nothing that is inspiring. Not even shoes. And then there are those days where the thing (or persons) that inspires you most is the thing (or persons) you least expect to do so. Today I am inspired by boys (or men). Homeless boys (like the one on the very top picture) who somehow even when they looked disheveled seem to pull it off. And regular dudes that wear regular pants, regular shirts, and regular sneakers—they are inspiring to me today. I feel like my style is very boy driven. It's easy, T-shirty, flannely, and jeansy. Not sneakery (only on weekends when I have nothing to do), but always cardiganery or sweatshirty. I love boys, boys, boys, boys....boys, boys.

Is She 80?

2010-03-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

Sometimes when I look at old ladies on the street I get envious. Not because I want to be that age, but because they look so seasoned. They are happy in how they look, what they wear, and life. They have lived and know how to be cool with themselves. I can't wait to get old... haha. When I saw the Prada collection, I went bonkers. OLD LADIES EVERYWHERE!!!! Look at those painted on eyebrow opticals. Look at those square-toed patent leather heels. Look at those thick old lady socks. Aren't you excited? Can't you smell the moth balls? Don't you want to eat some prunes? I don't know about you, but I do!

Comic Con

2010-03-01T15:21:00.000-08:00

Sometimes you have to cut through all the bullshit, and just put some Converse on.

Cooler Than McCool

2010-02-24T13:33:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I see a collection of shoes where there is only one pair out of the whole bunch that I get obsessed with. And then there are those times where I see a collection and everything that is in it is good. Surface To Air's fall 2010 is like the latter explanation. I wanted everything. It was fashion and function and not fashion over function, which is always a good thing.

What A Bond

2010-02-22T20:18:00.000-08:00

I couldn't help but fall in love with these electric blue bondage beauties. And neither could the queen walking by who yelled out, "work bitch."

It's Made Well

2010-02-20T16:17:00.000-08:00

The Show: Alexa Chung for Madewell

Clogs are so the shit this season.

These clog, strappy numbers are cute. But Gap/Pierre Hardy does them better. All in all, the collection is wearable and stylish... but nothing groundbreaking.

It Can't Always Be Good

2010-02-18T23:21:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry, but if no one else will say it, I surely will: The Alexander Wang fall 2010 collection was not only disappointing but extremely unattractive. I started out feeling optimistic about going to the show. I mean, Wang is beloved by all. How could the pretty boy who did so well from seasons past go so wrong? Well, for starters, it was the notion of trying to be "ultra cool." We all know that Wang has this cool factor. He has thrived on being the bad ass designer without really being bad. He received his official "darling" pass from the fashion media about three seasons ago, making him the designer that everyone (no matter what your taste) loved. It was Wang this and Wang that, and maybe that got to his head a bit. He forgot that what makes something traditionally "cool" is not knowing you are cool yourself. With this collection, it was obvious he thought, Well, everyone loves me anyway... I can do no wrong. The models came out with (forgive my language) cum/gooped hair that was just disgusting and flat. The makeup was goth with subtle hints of color (nothing to write home about). It was as if he was saying "fuck off" to the world with this gastly collection. Second, the clothing did not look new. In fact, for the most part, it looked cheap and weathered. If I'm paying crazy prices for a piece of clothing, the pieces better look luxe. Oh, and the shoes. Well if you like big and clunky a la Steve Madden back in ’93.... then Wang is your man. And if you liked those shoes, you will definitely love the bell-bottom leggings. Really? Bell-bottom leggings Wang? It's a bit pretentious and too cool for school. We know you are "edgy" Wang, you don't have to do this to us to prove it. Wang we don't want to lose you, but you lost most of us with this collection.

A Few Of My Favorite Things

2010-02-18T20:36:00.000-08:00

Proenza Schouler: It's part moccasin, part ’70s disco, and part Wild Pair (you know that store in the suburbs where you use to get your wacky shoes... don't front). It's hard to find a shoe that is both quirky and wearable, but this duo always finds it easy to mesh the two together.

Christian Louboutin for 3.1 Phillip Lim: Can the man do any wrong? Yes, he can. But this season for the 3.1 Phillip Lim collection, Louboutin was all right.

Derek Lam: I'm not really fond of his clothing, but Lam always seems to have pretty good shoes—sturdy shoes that you always (well I always) want in the closet. These boots—while rugged and a bit tomboyish—are perfect for sprucing up any drab outfit. In fact, I already have a ton of outfits that I can wear them with. In fact, I just need these boots. They are so chocolate-ty and rich and enticing. These are definitely on my list of important things to get. I hate when I can't have something ASAP, but I've already planned my life around it.

Derek Lam: How cute?

Color Coded

2010-02-17T22:34:00.000-08:00

The Show: Chris Benz Fall 2010

There are those shows that are hyped-up by all, and this is one of them. It's not that I hated this show... I just didn't understand the collection. It was bright (that's cool) and fun (always good), but it was not interesting. Chris Benz is known for his colors and textures but in this case the things we love about his designs became the things we hated—kinda like his worst enemy. I wanted to see a different view from Benz without him losing what got him noticed in the first place. Instead I got the same ole dude from years before. But the highlights in the collection were the fur and bedazzled jackets. Whether they were sleeveless, or not, they somehow saved the collection. Those were the pieces my eyes were drawn to. The shoes were "eh" except for a studded pair (I know I said studs were over, and they are, but these heels were done tastefully). I think they were Brian Atwood. All in all, I'm not hating on Benz... I just want him to take it to the next level. I know he is capable.

Doll House

2010-02-17T22:15:00.000-08:00

The Show: Peter Jensen Fall 2010

This was another show that made me happy that I work in fashion. Even though I was not madly in love with the shoes—except for a lace-up bootie that came in hunter green—that did not steer me away from loving this whimsical collection. Congrats to Monsieur Jensen, this was his first time showing in the U.S. and the turnout was great. The pieces and the ambience brought me back to when I was thirteen and loved dressing up dolls and my little brother. Now if only he would hire me to design his shoes.

Mighty High

2010-02-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

The Show: Max Azria

The Max Azria show looked more like a Calvin Klein "knock off" spectacle. There were some really great geometric shift dresses, one-shouldered frocks, and amazingly tailored trousers. But even so, it just did not feel genuine. It was not 100 % Max Azria. With that being said, I loved the pointy toed wedges that galloped down the runway in shades of gray, beige, and black. The shoes were Azria.... very Azria. If he would have designed from the shoe up, the collection would have been solid. Max we love what you do. Don't change. Stay with it. You've been in business this long. It's all good. Just give me a pair of those shoes.

Suno Numero Uno

2010-02-16T21:28:00.000-08:00

The Show: Suno Fall 2010

I like being happy and this collection makes me happy. Patterns, colors, African prints, platform heels, beautiful and eccentric jewelry—all these things make me so very happy. Suno is one of those labels that allows fashion to be tolerable and fun. This collection had me at hello. When I walked into this presentation I was feeling all blah and meh, but as soon as I was blinded by all that jazz, I became happier than I fat kid at a candy store—or a McDonalds.

This Is What I Want

2010-02-16T21:00:00.000-08:00

I have this friend. Let's call her Cali. She works in a great place. She works for a designer who has great shoes. My birthday is coming up, and if she knows what's best for her (wink), she knows what to do. I love everything about these booties—from the hardware to the faux lace-up to the wedged heel, this shoe is perfection. I have already started to plan outfits around them. The boot is called the CC—named after Cali—and it is very much like her.... bold, different ,and giving....very giving.

Another version. These are suede booties that are embellished with paint giving them a look of being worn. These are cute, but I want the previous ones. Should I get them in black or grey? So many decisions.

These are futuristic. They are cool, but I want the ones I want!

End Of An Era

2010-02-11T22:09:00.000-08:00

LEE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

R.I.P

The Front Row

2010-02-11T22:03:00.000-08:00

The show: Jen Kao

The Front Row is filled with...

Do's (That Rodarte boot is, well, amazing)

Don'ts (Well, I think the picture speaks for itself)

Do's (Sorry, I just love these boots)

Knock Off's (I'm not mad)

Hipsters in all black (That can be a Do or a Don't... depending on who you are)

And obviously heels. Fuck me heels. (Angie, Is that you?)

Fashion Week Has Begun

2010-02-11T21:49:00.000-08:00

The Show: BCBG Max Azria

I love these geometrical heels from Azria. Last season he had the "hoove-like" pony hair booties, and this season it's all about bringing us back to geometry class.

People get all googly-eyed when it comes to models. Models are just regular people who are tall.

The runway is so odd. Anyway, the collection was O.K., well boring actually. But, the shoes made the show.

This Girl Knows

2010-02-11T21:37:00.000-08:00

Celia is badass. She never lets things get to her and she always makes sure people don't take advantage of her kindness. Today she is feeling really good—a little happy serum here and there. She knows she looks great with her red embroidered tights and her striped dress. She knows that people are carefully eyeing her and whispering, "Wow, that girl knows how to put things together." Celia also knows when someone is bullshitting her. You see that girl to her left... dressed in all black? She was B.Sing her with empty compliments and back handed compliments. So, Celia did what she does best... ignore chicks that make no sense.

The Weather Outside is.....weather

2010-02-10T15:37:00.000-08:00

the story: Let It Snow

the shoe: Burberry booties

Black Is The New Black

2010-02-08T22:01:00.000-08:00

No shoes. Just inspiration.

Lena Horne. Priceless.

Cute Flats

2010-02-07T10:27:00.000-08:00

I met Bella at an art opening. She was super sweet and loved to talk about how much she hated certain people in the room. She was pretty funny and her Salvatore Ferregamo flats were so perfectly prim and proper that it made all her shit talking seem, well, ok.

It's A Black Thing

2010-02-07T10:12:00.000-08:00

Nina Simone.

Her voice put a spell on us. Thank you.

Subway Series

2010-02-05T12:57:00.000-08:00

The scene in this picture speaks loudly. There are hours of conversation just from this little polaroid. Let's begin with Dude in the black and white checkered jacket and pink hat. And his name is Dude, I am not calling him a dude. He is checking out a girl (more on that later) that looks like a Slut. Let's move on to Charles with the black puffy jacket and fur trim. You can't see his face but he is attractive. Next. This fierce mangirl is the Piece De Resistance. I tell you, when he walked on the train all eyes were on him. He sashayed in like a gazelle—tall and thin with each foot carefully placed in front of each other. He slowly turned to the right exposing his YSL-like cinched belt over a bell sleeved cape. This was strategic. This is the result of a man who gets excited when the next Vogue issue comes his way. The messenger bag (supple leather) hangs perfectly on his side, while his left hand—which is clad with fingerless gloves—lays delicately on top. His Pants are bootcut and have been ironed to perfection, and the shoes are Gucci sneakers—not my thing but nonetheless they are Gucci. He is confidant, striking, and has a faux hawk (so 2000 and late). This may not be the man I'm looking for but it does take a real man to wear a stylized women's outfit. The girl to his right—no words.

Remember Dude? Now, he is checking out an old lady with a garbage bag wrapped around her head. He is wearing my favorite Vans sneakers (for my many followers I posted about the Vans boat kicks a few weeks ago), but I hate the busy print on them. I do love the unity between the bloods and the crypts (get it? blue and red), but it's just too stylish and forward for a boy. He kept on itching his ankle making me think he caught a case of the bed bugs.

Remember that Slut that Dude was looking at? And yes, her name is Slut. I am not calling her a slut. Well, these are Slut's shoes. For some reason I kinda like the dirtiness of them—it matched her hair. I can tell that she loves to get it via the back door. (Hey, to each his own.) The shoes were a mix of Dr. Martens classic boots and creepers. They were dodgy looking but I bet before she wore them out they were cute. Oh, and when she stood up she did a pose which was only meant for Dude because he could not stop staring at her.

I bet he is gonna post on Craigslist's "Missed Connections."

Because It's Black This Month (Every Month For Me)

2010-02-03T21:17:00.000-08:00

No Shoes Here. Just Inspiration. Merci Josephine.

Lady Luck

2010-02-03T20:46:00.000-08:00

I would not consider myself a lady. I mean, I guess people can call me a lady but I am not ladylike—nothing about me is ultra feminine. I don't like bows, a can do without pink, and I never know which fork to start with when at a dinner table (something that my mother cringes at, but hey it's her fault that she never reprimanded me when I was wrong). I have these lady-that-lunch shoes and whenever I put them on I feel like I should curl my hair, put on a dress that hits below the knee, and write on my own stationary to write thank you notes. But I think the reason why I like them is because they are pony hair and they're CL's. I also like them because they have a tassel. I've worn them once thus far. I bet I'll wear them a lot when I'm 45.

A Few Of My Favorite Things

2010-01-31T15:26:00.000-08:00

Today was a lazy day. A day where I just looked at things around my room and tried on things that I have not worn in the longest. These boots are not one of those not-been-worn boots. These boots are one of my favorites—Emma Cook for Top Shop. They are the perfect mix of rugged, height (the heel is nice and thick), and look nothing like anything in my closet. I use to dream about these boots. Seriously, I tried getting them over seas and whenever I found a pair they were either too small or too big. My fairy godmother (which is a friend who works in the right place) came along and granted me with the gift of these Top Shop booties. No joke, one night I even slept in them because I was so excited and so honored that I had them! I know you are probably rolling your eyes reading this, but that is the truth. So on this Sunday afternoon, I slip them on and am chillin out. Sometimes the best shoes in your collection are not the ones that cost so much, but the ones that you can't live without. These boots I can't live without.

Ten Hut

2010-01-30T21:02:00.000-08:00

When I was in Mexico City I fell in love. And when it was time for me to leave, I didn't want to go. When I went to a museum I saw a group of men (Army men) running up the hill in tandem. They were all in green, and their tan skin against the hue, well, looked amazing. I miss Mexico City. When I saw these boots on my friend Barbara, for some reason I was reminded of those dudes in Mexico City. With all the military style garb being popular this season, everything I see reminds me of the army and utilitarian pieces. The trend can be seen in many designers collection such as Balmain, Chloe, Max Mara, Marc Jacobs, and many others. Barbara's boots are a mix of camo and animal print making them pretty cool. Barbara feels like G I Jane when she wears these Rachel Comey boots. She should go to Mexico City and run with the boys.

This Type of Girl.....

2010-01-29T15:44:00.000-08:00

...wears these types of shoes—statement platforms. Shoe's you can't walk in. But shoes you look good in. Shoes that hurt your damn feet at the end of the night. But shoes you will surely take off (or keep on depending on the kind of slut you are) when you are fucking that guy you brought home that night. Oh, Angie.

She's A Stud

2010-01-29T08:13:00.000-08:00

This is the memo for Spring 2010: You are only allowed to have one item that has studs on it. Not two or three, but one. That being said let's move on. There are so many other things (embellishments) to discover. We can do it.

Iron Ireland

2010-01-28T22:54:00.000-08:00

The other day my friend reminded me of a trip I took. The trip was to Ireland and she told me that my vacation pictures were probably the best she ever saw. I was flattered. And because of this I am posting some pics of the green country today, tomorrow, or whenever I feel like it. I will try to relate it to shoes. Sometimes you will see the comparison, sometimes you will see I'm pulling at strings and full of shit.(The only relation to these pics and these Christian Louboutin for Marchesa shoes is that the shoes are black and also have flesh peeking out behind the material holding the foot back. Real Deep.) But just take in the beauty of the pictures, they are truly breathtaking. I love it when I compliment myself.

Name Games

2010-01-28T22:36:00.000-08:00

Hipster Fuck, hipster fuck, everyones a hipster fuck... including me. I'm not that bad with it, but I must admit there are times when I get embarrassed for myself for looking so ridiculous. Sometimes when I see people outfitted in the gear—it looks like they purchased a hipster kit and followed the instructions from beginning to end—I wonder What Were They Like Two Years Ago? I met Natalie at a party. Really nice girl but so affected. I mean when she introduced herself to me she pronounced her name Nha-tha-lee. (Um, you are not from France and your name is spelled just as it should be pronounced.) She was telling stories of hanging in Williamsburg with some indie bands, her hair cut was asymmetrical, every item of clothing had studs on it, and she claimed she skated. The whole time I smiled, but inside I was dying.

Boys Will Be Boys

2010-01-27T08:14:00.000-08:00

Remember when you were younger and thought boys smelled? Well, they did and they still kinda do. But now you can withstand the smell because you want them to kiss you and touch you in places that your mom told you were off limits, a "no-no." Anyway, I do love when guys wear sneakers. I use to love when they sported Air Jordan's (and deep down inside I still do), but these says a simple canvas kick will do. I like Vans boat shoes. They are cute, nerdy, and stylish without being too trendy. Ryan has on a blue pair, Chet has on Chukka boot originals, and Chester has on Half Cab originals. These boys are dirty, but I kinda like that.....whore.

Animal Collective meets Victorian Vicky

2010-01-21T15:41:00.000-08:00

Bitches be straight trippin' in the winter. I'm just playing. I saw this girl Loretta on 34th street the other week. She looked cool, but had such a stank face. I couldn't tell if her stank face was because she was on 34th street, or because she hated that I was following her around like a little puppy trying to get a her attention. So I asked her about her boots, to which she ignored me. I then ask again, "Hey, where did you get your boots from? She replied, "Um, a vintage store." I say, "What vintage store?" She replied, "In the city somewhere." I say, "Oh, which city? New York City? If that's the case what store?" She replied, "Yeah, the city." I then answer, "Thanks bitch. Nice shoes."

Sporty Spice

2010-01-19T18:52:00.000-08:00

Remember we saw these awesome shoes on that girl in the cafe last fashion week? Well, this time we see these Band Of Outsiders on this girl Lauren. Lauren usually wears weird outfits, but somehow the outfits always look good and are always—dare I say this word—progressive. Lauren also loves to dye her hair, hate on idiots, create charts about people lives, ballet, cats, cows, and cutting people off from her bb'm. Not only is Lauren wearing these bad ass shoes, but take notice of her socks... very A. Wangish, but made way better. (I think she said a slave, oh, i mean an intern made them.) Lauren I can't wait to see one of your weird outfits during fashion week. The Asian publications go wild for her. "Can we take picture?So cool."

That Girl Is Poison

2010-01-17T10:30:00.000-08:00

I found this picture on another blog and couldn't stop staring at it. How cute is this girl? How chic is little Pria? Found walking around with her mother on the streets on Paris, Pria seems a bit annoyed and uncomfortable taking this picture. Why? Because as she puts it in a baby voice, "Truly chic people don't need to be photographed in order to get noticed or appreciated. I know you like my silver shoes and heart stockings and find it interesting that I would pair the two together. We live our lives under the radar even though we are constantly being seeked out. My mother made me do this."

Dapper Dan

2010-01-11T11:45:00.000-08:00

Dan Robertson knows how to dress. There is no outfit that is half ass. There are only tens in his book. He takes the subway not because he has to, but because it is a more efficient way to get around NYC.

As he waits for the train, he knows I'm watching and therefor he strikes a pose: right leg straight, left leg cocked at 10:00, messenger bag perfectly situated below the hip, arms holding a Starbucks coffee. Damn he's good. And it wasn't the crazy fur coat that caught my eye. Instead it was his swagger on the platform. This mutha' fucker owns NYC, and he knows it.

Check out the shoes. Keep your pimp hand strong Dan.

Charlie Nobody over here wishes he was Dapper Dan. Notice how Dan keeps his distance.

Dan makes me want to slap somebody. I know this blog is about shoes but sometimes you can't deny the power of a Power Dresser. Some people from Staten Island really know how to put it down.

Boots!

2010-01-07T10:04:00.000-08:00

Story: Casual Attire

Shoe: Cole Rood & Haan military style boots

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A New Day, A New Time

2010-01-04T12:25:00.000-08:00

It's a new day. Sorry i have not been on my posting game or my weird photoshoot game, but it was the holidays and I had to eat, con people into getting me great gifts, drink more than I already do, and smile.

Honestly, the holidays are my favorite time of year. I love being with family and friends and I love trying to be nice for once. It's a good exorcise to try and start the New Year right. And it lasts until around January 15th, when you realize, "Wow, my ass is fat as hell from eating so much," or "I never really liked that bitch so why am I starting now." But as long as I tried... then I'm happy. I hope all of you had a great Holiday. I will begin posting more Amazing stories... just as soon as I come up from my over indulgence coma.

When The Cows Come Home

2009-12-18T14:04:00.000-08:00

Cows are cuter than they taste. Look at Talulah the cow. How cute is she? I want to pet her and let her know that she is beautiful and that I would not imagine eating her. NO... I am not a vegetarian, but I hardly eat meat. Ok, once in a while when I get a bit intoxicated and need something that can calm my alcoholic nerves. Oh, and I do wear leather. I like leather motorcycle jackets, leather boots, and leather...well you get the picture. So, Talulah, even though I will not eat you, I will surely wear you.

Why Do Rich Bitches....

2009-12-12T22:08:00.000-08:00

Why do rich chicks get the good stuff first? Why do they have access to the limited sizes that are available?

Why oh why are these chicks the ones i hate to look at when they are getting married? Because they have it all and I am jealous. I'm just a girl from Jersey who happens to luck out when I get something good, while these chicks get everything handed to them. Anyone want to join the cause about these lowlife, silver spoon bitches? If so email me and we can talk. For those silver spoon bitches that have it all like Jane A, no disrespect.

Silver Bells

2009-12-09T09:21:00.000-08:00

The Story: Wrap Around

The Shoe: Christian Louboutin's silver, platform, strapped heels

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Are You Real My Dear

2009-12-03T11:50:00.000-08:00

Julia loves a good pair of knockoffs. Her philosophy is, "why spend so much money when a bootleg will come out a few weeks later and look pretty much the same." This chick rolls around NYC and people think she's got the goods, but her goods are bootleg. (Side note: I'm not mad at that.) She is so chic that whatever is on her feet could not possible be "faux"—Mais Non. And this is why I love Julia, she can make a piece of shit look like a wedding cake.

Julia if you're reading... I saw these pair of Fauxberry (Burberry) boots in the window. Only you can pull them off my sweat, only you.

A New Thang

2009-12-01T10:32:00.000-08:00

As I was wasting my time googling my name, looking at gossip sites, and playing tic tac toe on the internet, I came upon a blog that I enjoyed—TRADEELA. Doesn't it sound so sweet? Don't you want to run through the fields with a lollypop in one hand while wearing a light pink prairie dress? Well I do and that is exactly what I did after reading this blog that's full of awkward looking people, Christopher Robin, and tasty wordage. Skip to my Lou!

tradeela.blogspot.com

This Old Man

2009-11-24T14:04:00.000-08:00

Today I was riding the train and saw this old man. "This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb; With a Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a dog a bone; This old man came rolling home." Remember that song? Anyway, this old man was old—pretty old. I was surprised he was riding the train by himself. But, look how dapper he is with a kane, a man purse, trench coat, patterned socks, and oxfords. I wanted this old mans style. So regal and well put together. I got jealous. I hope when I'm old I'll look like this old man.

Sexy Bitches Wear Prada

2009-11-24T13:54:00.000-08:00

Caroline loves being social. She has a great personality. She has great legs. She has a great heart, and a great Prada shoe collection. Like me, she spares nothing when it comes to her shoe collection. Today she came in with these heels and her bare feet. It got cold and she threw on some red socks and voila, a whole new look. The red socks mixed with the black lace-up heels turns Caroline from sexy to sexy-bitch.

Blues Clues

2009-11-23T11:15:00.000-08:00

The Story: Prom Queen

The Shoe: Marc By Marc Jacobs blue suede platforms

The End

Wild n' Out

2009-11-19T13:17:00.000-08:00

When I think of Wallabees I think of hip-hop, Wu Tang, cute guys, and good style. I always thought that only guys could rock the moccasin-like shoe and a girl would look like a straight up dyke in them. But when I saw Camilla strolling down the street with her pair of tan cuties I really got all nostalgic for the days when hip-hop heads would wear them with baggy pants and a North Face jacket. She looked so cool with her tight black jeans and white socks pocking out. She also had on a members only jacket with a chambray shirt underneath. Camilla you rocked my world—with your style that is.

My New Favorite Thing

2009-11-18T13:51:00.000-08:00

When we fall in love we think it is forever. Sometimes it is and sometimes it's not. I fall in love everyday with a pair of shoes, a new shade of lipstick, a pair of jeans, etc. This time around I fell head over heels over a pair of fall 09 Burberry boots. They have everything I ever wanted in a boot—chunky, black, leather, straps, versatile, and comfortable (even if they look painful). When I first saw them down the runway I gasped. I agonized and thought up these boots in my head. And here they are, right in front of my face, and they were tangible. I had to have them and I did. I fell in love, and this time it's forever.

side note: they will be properly introduced to you with one of my weird shoots.

At Night

2009-11-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

The Story: Dead Man Walking

The Shoe: Report Signature knee-high boots

This is your first look at Zou Zou. More to come in the future.

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Black And White

2009-11-12T12:57:00.000-08:00

I can't believe Michael Jackson died this past year. It's still hard for me to wrap my brain around it.

These shoes remind me of him—for obvious reasons.

In The Old Things Store

2009-11-12T12:42:00.000-08:00

This is an outfit my friend and I created at this village store in Alabama. (Please read the post below titled "Old Things" and you will get a feel for the environment. The colored belts made out of straw were only 75 cents, the top was his own, the shorts were $2.00, the glasses also his own, and the attitude he's giving—in that world it's called "looking fierce"— is once again... his own. Check out the scarecrow in the back. Scary South.

PYT

2009-11-12T10:14:00.000-08:00

Pretty girls are delicate. You can't mess with them too much or they'll cry. You have to hug them, kiss them, and tell them they are beautiful so they don't annoy you.

Too Much

2009-11-12T10:10:00.000-08:00

Crazy bitches love crazy things. Like colors, pattens, and more patterns all at once. Talia loves wearing everything at once. SO when I saw these shoes I knew it was perfect for her. So I showed her, and you know what this bitch told me? "Eh, I need a little more umph." Is she for real?

Old Things

2009-11-12T09:55:00.000-08:00

I know those of you reading this blog (I think that's like three people) might think what I am about to write is ignorant, but here it goes. Sometimes when I go down South (and no, not that south) I get scared because there are a lot of old things lurking around. Now, duh, I know there are "old things" in the North but "old things" in the south are scary. I feel like there is so much history behind southern things and that history is usually bad history (for some). I know a lot of this is in my head and that it's quite stupid, but I kinda like dwelling on things that make no sense because they are more dramatic and fun. Take for instance these mannequins I saw in an old village store in Alabama. The display itself looks creepy. And, yes, this post has nothing to do with shoes. It has everything to do with creepy stores and weird mannequins in the South. I don't feel safe.

Girls WIll Be Boys

2009-11-12T08:46:00.000-08:00

Sometimes you just want to be a boy. It's so easy, so effortless, and at times real cool. Boys don't really smell. That's just what your mom tells you so you don't start having sex at a young age. These Cole Rood & Haan shoes remind me of boys. But boys from the 1930s—like old school style where they use to dress up just to go to the grocery store. When I wear these boots I feel like a lady boy, and I'm ok with that.

Hipster Lovin'

2009-10-30T09:39:00.000-07:00

I have to admit that I have a love hate relationship with Mr. Alexander Wang. I love his easy to wear clothing but at the same time it has become ultra hipster gear—which I kinda hate, but love. Am I a hipster? No. Do I dress like a hipster sometimes? Yes. Do I chill in the LES? Not unless I'm invited. A Wang, (Don't you think he looks like a pretty girl?) does wonders with contemporary clothing. His Spring 2010 collection was on point. Very well constructed and had an idea behind it that was so Americana—football. Besides his cutout dresses and perfectly fitted sweatshirt tops, it was his shoes that caught my eye. I want them so bad. I would even risk being called a hipster for them... I know {shaking head} I know.

So I Creep

2009-10-29T13:08:00.000-07:00

I like French kissing, French Fries, French music, French guys, French food, French words, and French shoes. Dani—the lucky girl wearing these Sonia Rykiel creepers—is not French, but she's cool.

Spike

2009-10-29T12:53:00.000-07:00

About a week ago I was in a store and this woman kept on calling out the name Spike. "Spike, you're so cute. Spike give me a kiss," she screamed. It was not until I looked back that I noticed Spike was not a dog (as I had imagined) but her son who was sitting peacefully in a stroller. Um.... Spike? I know about Spike Jones, but come on? Really lady... Spike? Poor little thing. The only good thing is that the kid was super cute—let's hope he stays that way. Anyway, so Spike the boy got me thinking of spikes in general. While I was at the Kimberly Ovitz Spring 2010 collection preview I saw... S P I K E S. The shoes themselves don't look that lush, but the added accoutrement makes it tasty. I can't believe that lady named her kid Spike.

It's Suppose to be Cute

2009-10-19T14:57:00.000-07:00

Her name is Kimber... enough said.

The Refined Man

2009-10-19T14:52:00.000-07:00

Giancarlo always looks good. His jacket matches his shoes, the shirt is tucked perfectly into his pants, his hair always coifed, and he smells like a million bucks. We call him Gio, but he prefers to be called by his full name... Giancarlo Mastrioni. He's so European.

Silver Bells

2009-10-11T17:54:00.000-07:00

Last night I wore silver shoes for the first time in about three years. I usually don't go silver because it's a bit too flashy. Flashy chicks are real annoying. It's like, "Look at me. I have something that sparkles." Anyway. So I always have hesitation when it comes to wearing silver or gold. but when I saw Galia wearing these silver boots I was shocked. One: She looked great. Two: She was not having a "Look at me" moment. And Three: She inspired me to wear my own silver shoes... last night.

Bow Tie

2009-09-28T20:24:00.000-07:00

My friend michelle use to like bows. She doesn't anymore. Thank God.

These bows were shown at the Prabal Gurung show... they worked.

GImme More

2009-09-27T10:29:00.000-07:00

Sluts are cool... when you aren't one of them. When I was younger I remember thinking that sluts were the girls that wore high heels. Especially those that were a platform, mesh infused, lucite decorated, or a skinny heel. Sluts never wore flats or sneakers (In my head). I now wear high-heels, and so according to my seventh grade theory... I am a slut. Anyway, when I saw these Christian Louboutin heels at the Marchesa presentation I thought, well, nothing but slut. But this slut was sophisticated and knew what she wanted. Not like those sluts that take whatever they can get. This Louboutin wearing tramp—let's call her Amelie—had on a pair of platform heels, lined with white leather, and a base of mesh in a beige hue. They had all the slut elements of a shoe, and I love them.

Clogged Up

2009-09-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

I can't remember the last time I wore clogs. Well yes I do. I had just graduated college and I put them on when I was in my "I must go to every museum to get cultured" stage in my life. I wore them with blue L.E.I jeans and an ill-fitted leather jacket from Joyce Leslie. So when I saw Lilly wearing these updated version, I got so jealous. "Where were my clogs?" I thought. "Did I throw them out, did my mother throw them out?" Well, upon further investigation, my black clogs were still intact in my mothers basement. But they weren't as cute as Lilly's. Lilly's has a buckle, and are army green, and are kinda like ankle booties. I want Lilly's clogs.

Color Me Bad

2009-09-23T13:17:00.000-07:00

This post is not about a shoe, a sneaker, a flat, or a heel. This is about a legging or two. There are those that can pull off striped leggings and then there are people like me who can only pull off black ones. I envy those bitches that can galavant around town with most ridiculous pair or faux-pants and still be quite stylish. These chicks—let's call them Ingrid and Sasha—are some of those bitches.

Two Of Hearts

2009-09-21T13:34:00.000-07:00

Bob: Hey there little lady

Pocahontas: Hey

Bob: You look really pretty tonight minus your bunion that is popping out.

Pocahontas: Um..... yeah, thanks. I'm gonna get that fixed real soon.

Bob: How soon?

Pocahontas: As soon as you leave me alone

Beach Boy Babe

2009-09-21T13:14:00.000-07:00

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older. Then we wouldn't have to wait so long. And wouldn't it be nice to live together. In the kind of world where we belong. You know it's gonna make it that much better. When we can say goodnight and stay together." Ah... the beach, sandals by Band Of Outsiders, sand, sun, ice cream, and sunglasses. "It only makes it worst to live without it."

Kung Fu Fighting

2009-09-20T13:06:00.000-07:00

Tania looks cool. Tania is not the girls name but rather the name I've given these flats. I love how they are a round-toe, sling back shoe. They also remind me of fighting shoes that Bruce Leroy would have worn in The Last Dragon. I imagine this girl is an illustrator and has three older brothers. In my head her name is Tina and she loves to wear hammer pants. She can pull it off... she's skinny.