Subway Series

The scene in this picture speaks loudly. There are hours of conversation just from this little polaroid. Let's begin with Dude in the black and white checkered jacket and pink hat. And his name is Dude, I am not calling him a dude. He is checking out a girl (more on that later) that looks like a Slut. Let's move on to Charles with the black puffy jacket and fur trim. You can't see his face but he is attractive. Next. This fierce mangirl is the Piece De Resistance. I tell you, when he walked on the train all eyes were on him. He sashayed in like a gazelle—tall and thin with each foot carefully placed in front of each other. He slowly turned to the right exposing his YSL-like cinched belt over a bell sleeved cape. This was strategic. This is the result of a man who gets excited when the next Vogue issue comes his way. The messenger bag (supple leather) hangs perfectly on his side, while his left hand—which is clad with fingerless gloves—lays delicately on top. His Pants are bootcut and have been ironed to perfection, and the shoes are Gucci sneakers—not my thing but nonetheless they are Gucci. He is confidant, striking, and has a faux hawk (so 2000 and late). This may not be the man I'm looking for but it does take a real man to wear a stylized women's outfit. The girl to his right—no words.

Remember Dude? Now, he is checking out an old lady with a garbage bag wrapped around her head. He is wearing my favorite Vans sneakers (for my many followers I posted about the Vans boat kicks a few weeks ago), but I hate the busy print on them. I do love the unity between the bloods and the crypts (get it? blue and red), but it's just too stylish and forward for a boy. He kept on itching his ankle making me think he caught a case of the bed bugs.

Remember that Slut that Dude was looking at? And yes, her name is Slut. I am not calling her a slut. Well, these are Slut's shoes. For some reason I kinda like the dirtiness of them—it matched her hair. I can tell that she loves to get it via the back door. (Hey, to each his own.) The shoes were a mix of Dr. Martens classic boots and creepers. They were dodgy looking but I bet before she wore them out they were cute. Oh, and when she stood up she did a pose which was only meant for Dude because he could not stop staring at her.

I bet he is gonna post on Craigslist's "Missed Connections."